Code Bible

2023-04-04

1. No test, no work: always test your code
2. Writing code doesn't make it yours forever
3. Don't dismiss code just because you didn't write it. That's called being an arrogant dick. Use it or improve it
4. The fastest code is the one that doesn't run; exit early always
5. Code is a guide for the compiler, not a guarantee. Always test
6. Messy code is hard to maintain. Hard-to-maintain code is useless
7. "Oh I'll just sneak this code in this PR" is recipe for undocumented disasters
8. Good code layout makes everyone happy
9. Source control is a friend
10. "Self-documenting Code" is a joke. Code is for computers. Comments are for humans. More comments is always better
11. Nothing takes 5 minutes, especially coding
12. Never promise exact deadlines; promise a range: "Oh this'll take 2-4 weeks of work" and not "Oh this'll be done this Friday"
13. Never deploy anything on a Friday
14. Don't use magic/hardcoded numbers without explanation
15. Management always wants more from you in less time. Take care of yourself
16. If there's a bug out there, a user will find it
17. Code reviews are helpful, not critical
18. Don't be a cunt: listen to others, even if they're being mean
19. Burn out is a real thing. If you feel something, say something
20. Debugging your own code improves understanding and proficiency
21. Reviewing your own PRs is the best way to get them merged fast
22. Code decays over time. Always
23. Only add features users want
24. Seriously: don't be a cunt
25. Read this list again and make it yours